We went to a wedding reception,think it was in Wyandotte.
Dad of course got drunk as usual, he usually took home a couple of glasses when he drank but this time since he paid for a gift for the happy couple he decides that he is taking home a chair and yes he did take it out of there, don’t know how but he did.
It was raining on the way home and mom is trying to tell him how to go and he tells her that he knows a short cut and to shut up.
We take this short cut and get stuck in the mud from all the rain, not knowing where the hell we are or at least I didn’t because you could not see for the rain again.
Next day they come back for the car and it was stuck right in the middle of a baseball field.
Dad’s short cut, he didn’t know where he was either.
Edited: November 11th, 2006